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    SUGGESTIONS ADDED BY OTHERS ( Add your own.)

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    USA - Thursday, June 15, 2017 at 20:33:57 (PDT)
    rub your head and pat your tummy. Think about your movements and attempt to do exactly what you just previously did. Close your eyes and reopen them before you open them again. What do you see now? Did you see it. Does this make sense? Jibberish jargon is exactly what it is. And can be interpreted in anyway because it can have many signs, signals or interpeted meanings. So point of my message is. If that continues I will never comply unless you tell someone like a french person would do because their is no other meaning. 😎
    Tony Strange <highteksoul@me.com>
    Atlanta, GA USA - Friday, December 18, 2015 at 09:56:30 (PST)
    Have you ever seen Donnie Darko? The long, watery objects that come out of people's chests, showing where they will be going soon? Imagine it. People are surprisingly predictable. It's strange, but you can kind of see it after a while. It's a good thought experiment.
    James Wash
    USA - Tuesday, October 27, 2015 at 15:05:45 (PDT)
    This one's easy, at least if you can find an old style CRT (as opposed to a newer, LCD, LED or whatever screen). I suspect this will work with old TV's as well.

    Make sure there's an image on the screen, then look at it while using an electric toothbrush. The screen image will wiggle around in an entertaining way. This works with the ones that have the head rotate back and forth. Haven't tried it with other types because we don't have those old CRT's anymore. Maybe it would do something with fluorescent tubes? Or the neon signs someone mentioned.


    LR <lr21643@gmail.com>
    Waltham, MA USA - Tuesday, December 30, 2014 at 00:26:19 (PST)
    Close your eyes and put something over them to block out all the light then apply pressure to your eyes i.e by pressing down with your finger tips. You see all these strange shapes and colours.... It's very hypnotic.
    Jacinta <Blacky@hotmail.com>
    Melbourne, Vic Australia - Saturday, July 14, 2012 at 08:13:01 (PDT)
    "Shadow Hand"

    Quickly, wave your hands around in front of your face.

    Ever notice the "blur" when you move your hand? If you do it slowly, and pay alot of attention, you can see a much more pale "shadow hand" moving along at the same speed! It always moves as fast as your hand does, but slightly later. It's easiest to see against a bright or dark wall (whatever contrasts best with your skin).

    Flashcreep
    USA - Friday, February 17, 2012 at 14:32:05 (PST)
    Your own LIGHTSABRE without batteries!

    Take a fluorescent light tube.
    Locate the nearest overhead power-lines/pylon
    Wait for a really damp dark night
    Stand beneath the power-line/pylon
    Watch that baby light up
    Honest, this works and looks good at night

    Sir Wankalot
    Sutton Coldfield, UK - Tuesday, November 22, 2011 at 13:40:57 (PST)

     

    Get a wire coat hanger, a large coin(quarter), some twine or yarn and 3 foam cups. Fill each of the 3 cups with about 4 ounces of whiskey. Have a friend spin the quarter on the table and drink the 3 cups of whiskey before the quarter stops spinning. Then have him jump in his car and speed across town. If you did this right,(may take some practice), your friend will end up butt f* a #ked in the county jail...hilarious!!
    squiggophrenia
    USA - Tuesday, November 08, 2011 at 08:20:30 (PST)
    lick your nose and then it will turn greeen.
    logan johnson <joecrabshack77 a yahoocom>
    yuba city, California USA - Friday, November 04, 2011 at 08:50:28 (PDT)
    In a very quiet room, full of people, hum a very quiet note. See how many people look around for the source of the humming.
    Liz
    USA - Monday, October 24, 2011 at 22:49:33 (PDT)
    When in class, or when you're just bored, while keeping your eyes open, press your fingertips into the outer corners of your eyes. If you keep pressing you get a double image. After a few seconds, eerything is tainted a dark red, then fades to black, and, with your eyes wide open, you can't see anything at all.
    Creepy.

    Liz
    USA - Monday, October 24, 2011 at 22:39:09 (PDT)
    Pretend that the floor is one big cliff that you must scale to reach to top.

    Lie down on the floor so that your feet are planted on a wall. This makes it look like you're leaning against a cliff, with a bunch of furniture protruding from it. Using whatever furniture or doorframes you need, scale the cliff.

    Move around the entire building like this all day. It's awesome.

    Liz
    New - Monday, October 24, 2011 at 22:32:52 (PDT)
    Yeah...well...when /u run out of gas(biologically, not autoogically[yep i said that])and you feel like your falling apart...Drink some Vinegar!!
    Brown or red APPLE CIDER VINEGAR!!!
    It cures most everything from diabetes, high-blood pressure, high cholesterol, moderates the sugar/glucose in your system for you, and last but certainly not least, it helps your digestive system flow 100x better than YOUR used to.
    So, Do that!!And stop playin' wit ya health.
    P.S.: Remember: An apple a day keeps the doctor away..

    PBanga74 <gstatusent7.19.74 a gmailcom>
    Cleveland, OH USA - Saturday, September 10, 2011 at 15:35:55 (PDT)
    Feel the "Holes" in the Wind:

    While walking into a stong wind, sometimes, if you feel around with your hands, there seems to be "holes" in the wind.
    Kinda weird, and dosen't always work.

    Zac <zacsim98 a yahoocom>
    Muskegon, Mi USA - Friday, August 05, 2011 at 18:22:47 (PDT)
    Put a cup full to the top (maybe a little less) with water .
    Lay down
    Sit on your hands
    Get a friend to Put the cup on your forehead and nose ( balance on both )
    { how long did you stay for } !! oh and don't move!!!!!

    Harvey <Harvey.k a live co uk>
    UK - Saturday, July 02, 2011 at 23:53:51 (PDT)
    Some tricks you can use on peoples minds.
    When you talk to someone subtly (this is important!! Do not make it obvious or it WILL backfire) try mimicking his/her breathing pattern, his/her behaviour, manner of talking etc. Basically try to be like the person you're talking to. Gradually, talking to them will become easier and they will like you more than before.
    If you're good at this, you can take it a step further.
    Whenever the person you talk to smiles subtly move any part of your body the person can see (for example scratch your nose, slighty tilt your head or twitch with your eyebrow). After some time (can take weeks) the person will almost always smile when you move that part of your body.
    That way you can trigger certain actions in other people, like scratch your nose and the person will smile or tilt your head and the person will look in that direction.
    By doing this regularly you bind the mental state of the person to your movement, involuntarily returning to that mental state every time you move.
    If you want to take this another step further, try touching the other person, so you can make someone smile, when you for example touch their shoulder (Only do this, when you're confident you can do it subtly).

    Karan
    Cologne, NRW Germany - Saturday, March 19, 2011 at 17:08:44 (PDT)
    Okay, This requires some practice, but it doesn't take long. It may sounds boring, but PLEASE read on, it is very cool. And PLEASE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT YOU READ THE WARNING!
    Okay...
    Rub your hands together, until they gather some heat. Very slowly, move them apart, about half inch.
    Imagine a White Light of energy coming from Earth's core.
    It is going between your hands. A White ball starts to form. It is a ball of energy. (It really is. It's Energy.)
    You can Put it down somewhere and come back to it if you like. To make it dissapear, leave it on the ground. It will dissolve into the earth.
    If you master this, you can change it's colour, and shape it, Make it bigger. If you get REALLY good, you can give it intructions! The name for this ball of energy (Believe me, it IS energy.) is a PSI Ball (Per Square Inch Ball). PLEASE READ THE WARNING!!!!

    Read On, I will tell you what other things you can do with this!
    You can make a PSI Shield. Do the same thing, so you create a PSI Ball. Now, Make it about the same size as a football. This is done by moving your hands in and out, Back and forth. Then, stretch it out, enough so you can step into it. This is very useful, as it keep away all negative energy, as long as you feed it extra bits of energy throughout the day.
    WORD OF ADVICE: Only some people can SEE the Energy. About 37% of the world.
    WARNING: It is VERY important that you DO NOT use your own energy, People who do this are known to become cranky, and hard to get along with. ALSO, DO NOT put it down, and leave it kicking around, It can cause HIGH levels of stress!

    THIS IS NOT A JOKE! THIS IS REAL!
    If anyone is interested in more, i'll tell you how to make a Pen roll back and forth on a flat surface, With the POWER OF YOUR MIND. This is called TELEKINISIS.

    NOTE: SORRY FOR THE EXTREMELY LONG POST!
    BUT IT'S INTERESTING!

    Gabriella <courtneygarrett a hotmail co uk>
    USA - Thursday, February 10, 2011 at 07:46:19 (PST)
    Try this if you have a model ship with rigging, and a small light bulb or bright LED with long wires attached. Sit in a dark room with bare walls and put the light source onto the deck of the ship. It will cast shadows on the walls that will look to you as the rigging would look if you were standing on the deck. If you ever imagined what it would be like to sail on that ship, this will help you to visualize it.
    Tom Del Rosso <tomd003 a verizon.net>
    USA - Monday, January 31, 2011 at 19:05:41 (PST)
    3D viewing on LP sleeves or book or CD covers.

    When you are at a garage sale or shops where you are looking for items with flat picture covers let's say LP's and as they are all in a box you have to look each one from the top of the box so you see every face one by one, and as you are looking the front pictures from the top of them and not in front of them, your brain doesn't understand very well the depth of what you see and after looking let's say around 15 of them, you really feel like seeing them in 3D with depth and everything, the album name come out of the cover, and the faces also seems 3D with the songs names closed of you than the else of the picture. It feel really strange because it's actually your brain that make the depth but you can't control it. A friend of me have never seen this effect so may-be it doesn't work on everybody but on me it works really great and I'm not doing effort for this, it comes naturally.

    If you also feel this sometimes please contact me so I know I'm not the only one in the world to see this.

    Simon MARTINO <toutpub2(AT)gmailDOTTTco-m>
    Liege, BELGIUM - Tuesday, January 18, 2011 at 09:43:40 (PST)
    Ok this one is painful, make a thumbs up (squeeze your hand tight) with one hand and bring it straight up while your thumb is still pointing up word...now you are in a lot of pain.
    G6 <Brycebball a hotmailcom>
    Penis, BJ USA - Thursday, January 13, 2011 at 19:40:45 (PST)
    Next time you're in a dark room (lying in bed for example), look at a dark corner and relax your focus, taking care not to move your eyes too much. The darkness will swell and grow, sometimes to the point that your entire field of vision goes black! Pretty neat.
    not-i
    Canada - Thursday, December 30, 2010 at 01:42:16 (PST)
    Water may move on its own anyway. Pressure from pipes, slight vibration or wind ripple. And that is that...BUT aside from the already known common reasons water moves on its own, I will tell you how to move water without touching it. 100% control. The best largest bowl in the house is usually a toilet. Its already containing water. So make sure wind or any other elements are under control so that you will know it is YOU moving the water. If you have a weak plywood floor where your toilet sits, make sure NOT to cheat that way. Do not breath on the water. OK..so, stand in front of your toilet, think about what you are going to do with respectable genuine confidence. Right hand strongest for gentle manipulation, Left hand aids the right usually. So, allow your left hand to calmly "hold" with palm open the area that is about four feet from rim of bowl. Its imaginary but hold on like you would in a dance with a partner. So you are now staNDING over the toilet, left arm is calmly extended to hold and hover approx four feet from rim, THEN with the Right hand join your left hand in union to understand your next move. Right hand is now using index finger and thumb to gently tickle/ scratch the surface of the water. SO in other words, THINK about the surface of the water and very gently tickle while watching the water. You should notice the water swaying, or shifting water levels/angles. Im learning dozens of ways to stop, start, rock, sway, ripple, push the water. Another easy way to manipulate the water reaction is to use right arm in same way as explained above. Then use right hand, extend all fingers and wave above your head in a circular motion to the exact area of the bowls circular opening (as if you are catching the openness of the escaping water) after about three or four waves in a circular motion ABRUPTLY grip the air and stop and pull away as if you are discarding the grip. In other words your calm three or four waves suddenly stop/grab waters hair/discard behind you. Silly elaboration, I know. You should see the water react, a swaying side to side. With right hand, point, handshake style pet the air but really water in your mind. many different combinations --ALL REAL. For me, for some reason, every time this works.... except after a good rain or storm. I noticed the water will not move until after a few hours.

    Also, using the Logitech C615 cam. I am able to capture UFO phenomena EVERY TIME, ANY TIME of day, guaranteed within a minute to five minutes, tops. There is other phenomena in our atmosphere as well..very strange. I do not know why BUT I do know my buddy bought me that C615 Logitech cam for my laptop. I end up putting it on a 10 foot apparatus extending from my upstairs window rigged with strings for pan/tilt and with a pole that spins 360. hehe. Honestly, this is SUPER unheard of. I know NOBODY else who claims this, found out how by accident.

    Stephen Centeno <stevecenteno@hotmailcom>
    San Antonio, TX USA - Sunday, July 07, 2013 at 05:34:53 (PDT)
    The other day i was in class at school (doy) right well anyway we were supposed to be showing gestures and stuff like we do everyday and me trying to be funny wanted to be angry so i held my breath and strained (we were standing up) and everything was turning into patterns and stuff next thing i know i was standing up and things were becoming clearer so i thought 'dont fall over' since i really couldnt control my legs or anything and i was leaning on this chair.

    so if you want to pass out for a few seconds stand up and hold your breath

    Scamp3rs
    moo, wafels moowafelz - Thursday, December 02, 2010 at 04:08:03 (PST)
    Well I was just thinking about theories on how the moon was formed and wondering if it was possible that the moon used to be a meteroid.
    sara
    USA - Wednesday, December 01, 2010 at 14:17:09 (PST)
    On a humid night, fog up your glasses or some kind of piece of glass and look at bright lights through it. All sorts of colors appear around them. White lights make coloured rings, but monochromatic lights like orange sodium lamps make orange circles.
    Nicholas Beck <nbbeck a 90gmailcom>
    Jacksonville, Fl. USA - Monday, November 29, 2010 at 05:34:26 (PST)
    At night or in a dark room, cover one eye and turn a light on and stare directly at the light with the uncovered eye, then turn of the light and uncover the covered eye, you will be one eye blind and one eye aware then turn on he light and see how the aware eye hurts. its like being semi blind and its wierdly fun.
    Rafael Matovelle <srparca a gmailcom>
    Quito, Pichincha Ecuador - Friday, November 05, 2010 at 14:00:31 (PDT)
    First, stand at a wall so that the tips of your fingers on one arm are touching it (not pressing against it. Just touching it!)

    Now fold one arm and rub your elbow three times in a clockwise manner.

    Stretch out your arm again...

    You will notice your fingers are no longer touching the wall!

    (Try rubbing your elbow anti-clockwise and see what happens!)

    Rebecca Gichuki <Rebeckyyg a yahloo.com>
    Nairobi, Kenya - Monday, October 11, 2010 at 11:16:25 (PDT)
    extend both your arms out in front of your body, so that the tips of your fingers are just touching a wall. now, without moving anything else, bend your arms in so that your hands are by your ears, and then extend your arms back to the wall. you will no longer be able to touch the wall.
    Theo
    USA - Saturday, August 21, 2010 at 15:28:07 (PDT)
    Close your mouth. Now put the tip of your tongue against your teeth and start rotating your tongue. It will feel like your teeth are rotating into a vertical position.

    When I was little, I used to always check to make sure my teeth were still in place.

    Another one, place a straw into a glass of water and drink out of it. Now, take another straw and place it outside of the glass and attempt to drink out of both straws. You won't be able to drink out of either one. (Unless you suck really hard)

    Alisoun
    USA - Monday, August 02, 2010 at 21:16:59 (PDT)
    when i first read this it took me a minute to figure out why people couldnt read it. then i got to the part about the letters being different and looked back and realized that the whole time they were jumbled but its still really cool.

    I cnduo't bvleiee taht I culod aulaclty uesdtannrd waht I was rdnaieg. Unisg the icndeblire pweor of the hmuan mnid, aocdcrnig to rseecrah at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mttaer in waht oderr the lterets in a wrod are, the olny irpoamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rhgit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whoutit a pboerlm. Tihs is bucseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Aaznmig, huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghhuot slelinpg was ipmorantt! See if yuor fdreins can raed tihs too.

    andy tino <onlyofyou80 a aim.com>
    USA - Thursday, July 22, 2010 at 19:56:58 (PDT)
    When driving beside telephone lines and power lines, allow your eyes to go into a soft focus state, where everything seems to be out of focus. Now imagine a c-train or subway car that takes shape of the power/telephone lines. After a while you will see a subway made up of the lines twisting and turning. I use to do this all the time as a kid
    Dylan
    Canada - Tuesday, July 20, 2010 at 18:47:17 (PDT)
    How to get shitfaced by standing on your own!


    This is a little something i learned back in my circus but it takes a little time aye? So chill.

    Good. Now stand up and stand still. Make sure your eyes are shut.
    Now!! Though you are standing still, you realize little tiny muscle spasms and shit in your body working you keep you upright, now slowly, SLOWLY, over like 10 minutes accentuate these little movements

    At first you may be standing relatively still, rock here, wobble there, however after long enough you find yourself in a state of complete relaxation, whilst your arms are flailing wildly, body rockin' to match and if you keep getting into it you can even start to take steps or alternatively get on the ground. Keep your eyes closed.

    if you wanna chat you could probs facebook that shit

    Michael Woodland
    Melbourne, Vic Australia - Wednesday, July 07, 2010 at 07:36:46 (PDT)
    This is like all the other ones that make you pass out, watch a 30 min. TV show on a bed, then stand up, holding your breath. 15 seconds later you'll wake up.
    Connor
    USA - Monday, June 28, 2010 at 10:24:47 (PDT)
    look at your fingernails. right now, look.
    ...

    if you are male you likely looked at them by facing your palm and bending your fingers.
    if you are female you likely looked directly at them with fingers pointing outwards.

    try asking others too.

    chris
    new france - Monday, June 07, 2010 at 00:43:28 (PDT)
    I don't know if this one was posted already, but something fun to do if you're stuck in an art museum is find a spot of blank white wall in room where there is a fair amount of people and stare intently at it. Soon enough, a few of them will come and stare along at the "artwork" that you're looking at! My friends and I did this and we were able to get an old lady fixated upon drywall for 5 straight minutes.
    Shil
    USA - Friday, May 07, 2010 at 17:45:09 (PDT)
    Here's one;
    on your RIGHT hand, Bend in your middle finger.
    Then lift up your Thumb, Index finger and Pinkie. Try to lift up your Ring finger. you can only JUST lift it up.

    Random Person. <courtneygarrett a hotmail co uk>
    USA - Wednesday, April 28, 2010 at 09:29:09 (PDT)
    I've got two for you:

    1) Put your hands in your pockets so your palms are against your thighs. Press very hard on the outside part of your pocket that the back of your hand is facing for about 30-40 seconds. When you remove your hands from your pockets, your arms will float.

    2) Hold out your arms as far as you can without stretching, so the inside of your arms are facing up. Next, bend and straighten one of your arms 30 times. Straighten it one last time and it will be longer than the other one temporarily. This is because those muscles in the arm are stretched out and more loose than the ones in the other arms. Cool, huh>

    Sean
    PA USA - Saturday, April 24, 2010 at 19:37:50 (PDT)
    Cross your thumb and index finger, then place your thumb onto your top teeth, and index finger onto your bottom teeth. Now run your finger and thumb along your teeth and it will feel like there's a sort of line of teeth hovering inside your mouth, if that makes sense? It works well if you get your fingers right to the back teeth. This also works with other objects with gaps between them too, because your fingers are so used to feeling things in a certain position, when you cross your fingers over, they get confused!
    Richard
    England - Friday, April 09, 2010 at 03:39:59 (PDT)
    Cross your thumb and index finger, then place your thumb onto your top teeth, and index finger onto your bottom teeth. Now run your finger and thumb along your teeth and it will feel like there's a sort of line of teeth hovering inside your mouth, if that makes sense? It works well if you get your fingers right to the back teeth. This also works with other objects with gaps between them too, because your fingers are so used to feeling things in a certain position, when you cross your fingers over, they get confused!
    Richard
    UK - Friday, April 09, 2010 at 03:39:45 (PDT)
    First, croutch down preferably next to a bed and take 20 deep breaths (in and out is 1 time!) then immediatly stand up and hold your breath your vision will fade and you will feel like sitting down, when you feel like this you dont have much time of consiousness left! sit down on the bed quick and you will black out for a few seconds and come back lieing down because you fell over when you were out probly but if you are tired you will fall asleep most likly. When you wake a few seconds later you will not remember doing this for a couple of seconds and then you will be like 'oh yeah thats what i was doing' and your face and tounge will tingle 4 a minute but a few minutes later you might suddenly be thinking about something and say 'what...' for no reason cuz thats wat happened to me and trust me this doesnt give you brain damage or anything, a bit of a headache if you do it lots but no brain damage cuz i did it heaps in the computer lab at school and my friend was in one spot one second and the other the next and i thought 'kool!' and he didnt even know what i did its cool to just black out sometimes. And at school i was just sitting in a chair to do this so you can do that too.
    cameron <vicekilla_noobzz a hotmailcom>
    sumwer, qld aus - Tuesday, March 30, 2010 at 01:22:39 (PDT)
    Ok so when I was young and didn't KNOW that I needed glasses. I would be sitting in class and NOT be able to read the chalkboard. A trick I figured out to overcome this is to create a reallllllly small hole (pinhole) through by rolling up your index finger and looking through that. So small that you can just barely see through it, and VOILA! You dont need to wear glasses anymore!
    Deepak <suitesite a hotmailcom>
    USA - Friday, March 26, 2010 at 10:51:41 (PDT)
    I know I just posted, but I remembered another:

    Place your arms at your sides, and then bend your wrists so that your palms are parallel to the ground. Now move one shoulder up and the other down at once, and reverse. You should feel tendons moving in your middle fingers.

    Ratci
    USA - Friday, March 19, 2010 at 02:44:01 (PDT)
    If you have glasses, place yourself so that the sun is shining on your face. Try to look directly at your lenses rather than what lies beyond them. You should see the reflection of your own eye. This is especially cool if you have been crying or sweating because it gets all glimmery and pretty (or if you are a girl and wearing eye-makeup).

    Also, when you look up at the stars at night, try not to see them as points, but as they actually are, burning balls of gas millions of miles away. It might not be much, but this one always trips me out.

    Third, just imagine that absolutely nothing existed. Try to wrap your mind around absolutely nothing. This one always gives me a weird feeling. ^_^

    Ratci
    USA - Friday, March 19, 2010 at 02:18:55 (PDT)
    Cross your middle finger over your index finger. Now, take a finger from your other hand (index is easiest) and rub it back and forth in the space between the tips of your two crossed fingers. It feels like there's more than one finger. (The effect is increased if you're not looking at what you're doing.) This is just something that really fascinated me as a kid...
    Molly <risika6 a msn.com>
    Sarasota, FL USA - Saturday, March 13, 2010 at 23:35:59 (PST)
    Fill a sink up with water(or your bath). Now take a cup and put it under water, turn it so water gets into it, no pull the cupp out slowly so the open part of the cup is still in the water, the cup will be full of water, yet it will be up-side-down.
    Cameron
    Whitby, Ontario Canada - Friday, February 19, 2010 at 18:18:59 (PST)
    I was really bored while reading this and testing some of these out, especially the laser pointer ones.

    I pressed the laser to the edge of my eye--where the eyelid is starting to open up, or as far as you can get without touching your skull--and i saw the red light on the opposite edge.

    Works with open or closed eyes.

    Oreopizza47
    USA - Wednesday, February 03, 2010 at 18:49:14 (PST)
    This works well with your quick witted friends:

    While walking into a public restroom with a clever friend, begin a fake conversation about a friend with a horrible injury and carry on the conversation until you are finished peeing and leave. Example: "Did you see Larry?!" "Awww... yeah man, that fork went right through his foot!" "He bled all over the waitress!" "Gross!" etc...

    -or-

    If you are with a shy friend, spring the same conversation on him or her. Make sure you are loud and obnoxious. Choose a new topic every time; your mutant dog, your girlfriend's love affair with a goat, anything messed up.

    Chris Ivins
    USA - Sunday, January 17, 2010 at 11:04:14 (PST)
    Believe it or not, I possess the great skill of mind control.
    YOU ARE NOW MANUALLY BREATHING



    YOU ARE NOW THINKING IN THE VOICE OF SEAN CONNERY

    really bored mad scientist
    USA - Thursday, January 14, 2010 at 00:46:41 (PST)
     

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